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everyone must have this on their blog
i never realized how pretty this song was until now
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The best new twitter feed: Zooey Asks Siri
The tagline: “Sometimes I get confused, so I ask Siri…”
Recent tweets:
Siri, would my health insurance cover a rolley slide?
Siri, what does Santa get bad children of coal miners?
Siri, why do bubbles look like they’re made from rainbow?
Siri, how do you spell the sound that toes make when they rub together?
Siri, make a note: “A song about escalators that’s really a song about gun control.”
Siri, would Fox News make a good theme park?
Siri, do ghosts believe in aliens?
Siri, what if every light bulb that goes out is a soul moving on to the next world?
I can’t be the only one annoyed by that iPhone commercial. “Ooh, I’m quirky with my red lipstick, pajamas, tomato soup, and inability to determine water falling from the sky is rain.”
I actually cannot stand Zooey Deschanel now. I used to love her, but she is always so the same.
yes. pizza, cupcakes, wine, cheese, i will disrupt your diet talk with pretty much any food that i like. because life is too short to police every calorie you take in or burn off. (and just in case you were confused, this does, in fact, mean that i think it is completely OK to be fat.)
mac and cheese. fried chicken. eclairs. :D
OMGGGGGGGGG!
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG.
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If American tumblers are already annoyed about “Eurovision”, wait until UEFA EURO 2012.
This
nah, we gon be watching the shit fly.
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